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Re: What Was I On? « Result #5 Today at 2:20am »
One rainy day gloob got AIDS and fatal diarrhea and wrote a weird story that nobody liked so he masturbated to kiddy porn and jizzed caramel before exploding violently. Then he opened the door to something exploding violently in his arse which exploded violently. Pieces flew everywhere, each exploding violently with laser rainbows that shot watermelon and used condoms from the trash which exploded violently and killed colakid while sexing gloob's mother and elvis and gloob. "Sunny Delight is good for a flammable type of gasoline that explodes watermelontastically in my pants when I get naughty in bed with Brandon," said Brandon which confused Brandon, who killed his social life and Brandon. Brandon is a fag for Brandon and has huge manboobs but a tiny amount of selfesteem only punctuated correctly Brandon sucks dick, ass, pennies, swords, carlos, brandon, dick, penis, cock, balls and SpongeOddFan. Suddenly Carlos did SpongeOddFan while sexing Brandon into a coma then FLAWLESS VICTORY. That was gay when gloob sexed Renaldo and Loaf. Luckily, he was diagnosed with severe anal leakage and rabies. Also cancer. And Rosie O'Donnell, AKA Down syndrome. I like watermelons that explode violently in my rectum resulting in fatal deportation to Mexico. I pee blood and Italy, therefore Jesus bought another gift to Gloob's fashion extravanganza, featuring Mike Tyson and Brandon's fatass mom doing spongey's mom with plenty of anal lubriaction and yodeling homosexual cucumbers named Lucifer, Govilosesoahobstationarility, and Gloodadude. Meat Loaf and crusty vaginas turn Jesus on. Hey, that's offensive!! Like Hysteria's face. HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT. Suck it, bitch. Nah, thanks though. Meanwhile, Donald Trump raped a little bitch named Carlos for stealing candy from a kangaroo named kangaroo, and suddenly kangaroo murdered kangaroo with a violent kangaroo explosion. Kangaroo. My butt was violated by a Kangaroo, and Oprah, and gloob, and myself, along with the cast of Gilligan's Island and Full House. Suddenly the Kangaroo died, but not really. Carlos did. Nobody cared, unsurprisingly. That Carlos sure is a piece of jizzing watermelon shit and a douche made of ketchup. Later that day Lassie killed a bunch of Jews, especially Barbara Streisand. You're a skank, like gloob's mom who can fit three small children into her hairy mini van with two giant breasts of Connie Chung that breastfeed gloob in the butt and the vagina. Unfortunately, I was raped by Hysteria, both his dads, his cat, and his boyfriend, Brandon. That was funny when Carlos was impregnated by several buckets of shit. No it wasn't. Yet it was. You're both fags. JUST KIDDING! Suddenly Snow White said "SATAN 666! Suck my big black rod and blow your hot soup, i.e. my cock. I'm hard." At last, gloob died. Hysteria did too. The Jonas Brothers sucked eachother off, which made gloob GTFO NIGLET. Suddenly I suddenly ran suddenly into a ran into suddenly Carlos and suddenly chicken noodle soup suddenly exploded EVERYWHERE, killing gloob again taking colakid and Hysteria captive FOREVAR. Thankfully, colakid was released. Not Hysteria. Colakid decided to pleasure himself using a cactus and a twelve inch pair of tweezers. Then Jesus kicked Brandon's face in, making it better but still fatal without protective goggles and a condom. Brandon was sodomized by Spongeyfan in an episode of Seventh Heaven. Then Kermit the Frog ordered the soup, which tasted like pork chop sandwiches. That's when Carlos realized he was not sucking dick, but actually he had one up both his nostrils and eye sockets. Then my cat was eaten by a fatass named Brandon The Fag. ENOUGH BRANDON JOKES. "Jon sucks dick!" shouted Jon, proudly while wearing a FABULOUS pair of sunglasses, which made Carlos very jealous, so he raped a 4 year-old retard named Spongeoddfan. That's when I got really horny while looking at gloob's mom fist Gloob all night in my butt. Gloob later contracted AIDS, cancer, HIV, super aids, hexaphobia, Boogie Woogie Fever, beast cancer, and super aids. Fag, Hysteria got warned like a noob, just like Carlos's arch nemesis Hysteria, who is a huge ass bitch and a registered sex offender in all fifty states of Mexico, don't rape me, damnit. Jesus did anyways, which was very fun except that it actually wasn't Jesus, it was that queer named my midget, Gordo. Let's all go join a cult, and then let's not use apostrophes. Happy now? Whore. Hysteria got pwn'd which isn't rare, just like Gloob's mom getting raped. As usual, nobody cares about that but licked the icing off the condom, which was highly uncalled for in the rectum of my grandfather, Axl Rose. The naked little girl died in sin because Gloob touched himself on the black woman's ass near the pond. Carlos was totally turned off by Music's pap smear with Smokey the drug pusher on top of spaghetti queer, Carlos. "I like to penetrate my mom!" said Spongeyfan obviously, as Gloob licked a dog of butter DOES NOT COMPUTE on my face. Glub owns fourteen illegal Mexican immigrants as sexual slaves, which isn't surprising considering he sucks off his grandmother, his brothers, and his pet horse named Buttercup. Icecream is two words. What an idiot. Typical public education. Teachers are overpaid, just like Obama, that filthy Arab we should burn a giant swastika into seven times three is 21, that's a conspiracy. Like number 23? Yes, but it's not fucking retarded. This reminds me when the circus kidnapped Carlos and cut off his vagina for sacrificing. Gloob thoroughly enjoys violating his mother with a hammer, along with a giant replica of a horses vagina made of orphans and a calculator. In the future everyone will be addicted to vicodin and militant homosexuals and Full House. Then, we can watch shitty sitcoms
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Re: What Was I On? « Result #17 Yesterday at 8:59pm »
One rainy day gloob got AIDS and fatal diarrhea and wrote a weird story that nobody liked so he masturbated to kiddy porn and jizzed caramel before exploding violently. Then he opened the door to something exploding violently in his arse which exploded violently. Pieces flew everywhere, each exploding violently with laser rainbows that shot watermelon and used condoms from the trash which exploded violently and killed colakid while sexing gloob's mother and elvis and gloob. "Sunny Delight is good for a flammable type of gasoline that explodes watermelontastically in my pants when I get naughty in bed with Brandon," said Brandon which confused Brandon, who killed his social life and Brandon. Brandon is a fag for Brandon and has huge manboobs but a tiny amount of selfesteem only punctuated correctly Brandon sucks dick, ass, pennies, swords, carlos, brandon, dick, penis, cock, balls and SpongeOddFan. Suddenly Carlos did SpongeOddFan while sexing Brandon into a coma then FLAWLESS VICTORY. That was gay when gloob sexed Renaldo and Loaf. Luckily, he was diagnosed with severe anal leakage and rabies. Also cancer. And Rosie O'Donnell, AKA Down syndrome. I like watermelons that explode violently in my rectum resulting in fatal deportation to Mexico. I pee blood and Italy, therefore Jesus bought another gift to Gloob's fashion extravanganza, featuring Mike Tyson and Brandon's fatass mom doing spongey's mom with plenty of anal lubriaction and yodeling homosexual cucumbers named Lucifer, Govilosesoahobstationarility, and Gloodadude. Meat Loaf and crusty vaginas turn Jesus on. Hey, that's offensive!! Like Hysteria's face. HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT. Suck it, bitch. Nah, thanks though. Meanwhile, Donald Trump raped a little bitch named Carlos for stealing candy from a kangaroo named kangaroo, and suddenly kangaroo murdered kangaroo with a violent kangaroo explosion. Kangaroo. My butt was violated by a Kangaroo, and Oprah, and gloob, and myself, along with the cast of Gilligan's Island and Full House. Suddenly the Kangaroo died, but not really. Carlos did. Nobody cared, unsurprisingly. That Carlos sure is a piece of jizzing watermelon shit and a douche made of ketchup. Later that day Lassie killed a bunch of Jews, especially Barbara Streisand. You're a skank, like gloob's mom who can fit three small children into her hairy mini van with two giant breasts of Connie Chung that breastfeed gloob in the butt and the vagina. Unfortunately, I was raped by Hysteria, both his dads, his cat, and his boyfriend, Brandon. That was funny when Carlos was impregnated by several buckets of shit. No it wasn't. Yet it was. You're both fags. JUST KIDDING! Suddenly Snow White said "SATAN 666! Suck my big black rod and blow your hot soup, i.e. my cock. I'm hard." At last, gloob died. Hysteria did too. The Jonas Brothers sucked eachother off, which made gloob GTFO NIGLET. Suddenly I suddenly ran suddenly into a ran into suddenly Carlos and suddenly chicken noodle soup suddenly exploded EVERYWHERE, killing gloob again taking colakid and Hysteria captive FOREVAR. Thankfully, colakid was released. Not Hysteria. Colakid decided to pleasure himself using a cactus and a twelve inch pair of tweezers. Then Jesus kicked Brandon's face in, making it better but still fatal without protective goggles and a condom. Brandon was sodomized by Spongeyfan in an episode of Seventh Heaven. Then Kermit the Frog ordered the soup, which tasted like pork chop sandwiches. That's when Carlos realized he was not sucking dick, but actually he had one up both his nostrils and eye sockets. Then my cat was eaten by a fatass named Brandon The Fag. ENOUGH BRANDON JOKES. "Jon sucks dick!" shouted Jon, proudly while wearing a FABULOUS pair of sunglasses, which made Carlos very jealous, so he raped a 4 year-old retard named Spongeoddfan. That's when I got really horny while looking at gloob's mom fist Gloob all night in my butt. Gloob later contracted AIDS, cancer, HIV, super aids, hexaphobia, Boogie Woogie Fever, beast cancer, and super aids. Fag, Hysteria got warned like a noob, just like Carlos's arch nemesis Hysteria, who is a huge ass bitch and a registered sex offender in all fifty states of Mexico, don't rape me, damnit. Jesus did anyways, which was very fun except that it actually wasn't Jesus, it was that queer named my midget, Gordo. Let's all go join a cult, and then let's not use apostrophes. Happy now? Whore. Hysteria got pwn'd which isn't rare, just like Gloob's mom getting raped. As usual, nobody cares about that but licked the icing off the condom, which was highly uncalled for in the rectum of my grandfather, Axl Rose. The naked little girl died in sin because Gloob touched himself on the black woman's ass near the pond. Carlos was totally turned off by Music's pap smear with Smokey the drug pusher on top of spaghetti queer, Carlos. "I like to penetrate my mom!" said Spongeyfan obviously, as Gloob licked a dog of butter DOES NOT COMPUTE on my face. Glub owns fourteen illegal Mexican immigrants as sexual slaves, which isn't surprising considering he sucks off his grandmother, his brothers, and his pet horse named Buttercup. Icecream is two words. What an idiot. Typical public education. Teachers are overpaid, just like Obama, that filthy Arab we should burn a giant swastika into seven times three is 21, that's a conspiracy. Like number 23? Yes, but it's not fucking retarded. This reminds me when the circus kidnapped Carlos and cut off his vagina for sacrificing. Gloob thoroughly enjoys violating his mother with a hammer, along with a giant replica of a horses vagina made of orphans and a calculator. In the future everyone will be addicted to vicodin and militant homosexuals and Full House. Then, we can
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Re: What Was I On? « Result #19 Yesterday at 2:47am »
One rainy day gloob got AIDS and fatal diarrhea and wrote a weird story that nobody liked so he masturbated to kiddy porn and jizzed caramel before exploding violently. Then he opened the door to something exploding violently in his arse which exploded violently. Pieces flew everywhere, each exploding violently with laser rainbows that shot watermelon and used condoms from the trash which exploded violently and killed colakid while sexing gloob's mother and elvis and gloob. "Sunny Delight is good for a flammable type of gasoline that explodes watermelontastically in my pants when I get naughty in bed with Brandon," said Brandon which confused Brandon, who killed his social life and Brandon. Brandon is a fag for Brandon and has huge manboobs but a tiny amount of selfesteem only punctuated correctly Brandon sucks dick, ass, pennies, swords, carlos, brandon, dick, penis, cock, balls and SpongeOddFan. Suddenly Carlos did SpongeOddFan while sexing Brandon into a coma then FLAWLESS VICTORY. That was gay when gloob sexed Renaldo and Loaf. Luckily, he was diagnosed with severe anal leakage and rabies. Also cancer. And Rosie O'Donnell, AKA Down syndrome. I like watermelons that explode violently in my rectum resulting in fatal deportation to Mexico. I pee blood and Italy, therefore Jesus bought another gift to Gloob's fashion extravanganza, featuring Mike Tyson and Brandon's fatass mom doing spongey's mom with plenty of anal lubriaction and yodeling homosexual cucumbers named Lucifer, Govilosesoahobstationarility, and Gloodadude. Meat Loaf and crusty vaginas turn Jesus on. Hey, that's offensive!! Like Hysteria's face. HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT. Suck it, bitch. Nah, thanks though. Meanwhile, Donald Trump raped a little bitch named Carlos for stealing candy from a kangaroo named kangaroo, and suddenly kangaroo murdered kangaroo with a violent kangaroo explosion. Kangaroo. My butt was violated by a Kangaroo, and Oprah, and gloob, and myself, along with the cast of Gilligan's Island and Full House. Suddenly the Kangaroo died, but not really. Carlos did. Nobody cared, unsurprisingly. That Carlos sure is a piece of jizzing watermelon shit and a douche made of ketchup. Later that day Lassie killed a bunch of Jews, especially Barbara Streisand. You're a skank, like gloob's mom who can fit three small children into her hairy mini van with two giant breasts of Connie Chung that breastfeed gloob in the butt and the vagina. Unfortunately, I was raped by Hysteria, both his dads, his cat, and his boyfriend, Brandon. That was funny when Carlos was impregnated by several buckets of shit. No it wasn't. Yet it was. You're both fags. JUST KIDDING! Suddenly Snow White said "SATAN 666! Suck my big black rod and blow your hot soup, i.e. my cock. I'm hard." At last, gloob died. Hysteria did too. The Jonas Brothers sucked eachother off, which made gloob GTFO NIGLET. Suddenly I suddenly ran suddenly into a ran into suddenly Carlos and suddenly chicken noodle soup suddenly exploded EVERYWHERE, killing gloob again taking colakid and Hysteria captive FOREVAR. Thankfully, colakid was released. Not Hysteria. Colakid decided to pleasure himself using a cactus and a twelve inch pair of tweezers. Then Jesus kicked Brandon's face in, making it better but still fatal without protective goggles and a condom. Brandon was sodomized by Spongeyfan in an episode of Seventh Heaven. Then Kermit the Frog ordered the soup, which tasted like pork chop sandwiches. That's when Carlos realized he was not sucking dick, but actually he had one up both his nostrils and eye sockets. Then my cat was eaten by a fatass named Brandon The Fag. ENOUGH BRANDON JOKES. "Jon sucks dick!" shouted Jon, proudly while wearing a FABULOUS pair of sunglasses, which made Carlos very jealous, so he raped a 4 year-old retard named Spongeoddfan. That's when I got really horny while looking at gloob's mom fist Gloob all night in my butt. Gloob later contracted AIDS, cancer, HIV, super aids, hexaphobia, Boogie Woogie Fever, beast cancer, and super aids. Fag, Hysteria got warned like a noob, just like Carlos's arch nemesis Hysteria, who is a huge ass bitch and a registered sex offender in all fifty states of Mexico, don't rape me, damnit. Jesus did anyways, which was very fun except that it actually wasn't Jesus, it was that queer named my midget, Gordo. Let's all go join a cult, and then let's not use apostrophes. Happy now? Whore. Hysteria got pwn'd which isn't rare, just like Gloob's mom getting raped. As usual, nobody cares about that but licked the icing off the condom, which was highly uncalled for in the rectum of my grandfather, Axl Rose. The naked little girl died in sin because Gloob touched himself on the black woman's ass near the pond. Carlos was totally turned off by Music's pap smear with Smokey the drug pusher on top of spaghetti queer, Carlos. "I like to penetrate my mom!" said Spongeyfan obviously, as Gloob licked a dog of butter DOES NOT COMPUTE on my face. Glub owns fourteen illegal Mexican immigrants as sexual slaves, which isn't surprising considering he sucks off his grandmother, his brothers, and his pet horse named Buttercup. Icecream is two words. What an idiot. Typical public education. Teachers are overpaid, just like Obama, that filthy Arab we should burn a giant swastika into seven times three is 21, that's a conspiracy. Like number 23? Yes, but it's not fucking retarded. This reminds me when the circus kidnapped Carlos and cut off his vagina for sacrificing. Gloob thoroughly enjoys violating his mother with a hammer, along with a giant replica of a horses vagina made of orphans and a calculator. In the future everyone will be addicted to vicodin and militant homosexuals and Full House
You guys are getting off-topic. More Olive Garden stories.
Okay. The waiter came up and asked what I wanted, so I said spaghetti. She asked what kind of salad dressing I wanted, but I told her I wanted to get minestrone soup instead. And then I waited.
We all know you left out most of that story, Hysteria.
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