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« Reply #25 on Nov 4, 2009, 11:01pm » | |
It figures that you would bring that up. Can't you just leave the past where it belongs? 
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« Reply #26 on Nov 5, 2009, 12:43am » | |
This thread offends my Buddhist beliefs.
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Oct 30, 2009, 3:24pm, Hysteria wrote:| I guess I'm the biggest bitch on the forum. |
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« Reply #27 on Nov 5, 2009, 12:55am » | |
Buddhism is just another way of saying "false religion", so if you're expecting sympathy from me then please seek elsewhere.
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« Reply #28 on Nov 5, 2009, 1:42am » | |
Did we not establish that you're not allowed in this thread?
There are plenty of other threads for you to ruin. You're doing a pretty good job at it, too.
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Oct 30, 2009, 3:24pm, Hysteria wrote:| I guess I'm the biggest bitch on the forum. |
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« Reply #29 on Nov 7, 2009, 3:20am » | |
If by ruin you mean save, then yes. Without me around, everyone here would be completely lost. Your arrogance is truly baffling.
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« Reply #30 on Nov 7, 2009, 3:22am » | |
I read your first two sentences and was lyk, so what. Then I read the third and realized that you're just being a hypcorite for the other two sentences. And do you know what happens to hypocrites when they die?
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Oct 30, 2009, 3:24pm, Hysteria wrote:| I guess I'm the biggest bitch on the forum. |
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« Reply #31 on Nov 9, 2009, 2:26am » | |
I have no clue what's going on in this thread. Anyway, I'd like to let you know that I'll be publishing my entire screenplay here for you guys to read on Friday, maybe sooner.
It's a bromantic comedy about my best friend and I. There's alot of jokes about our ambiguously homosexual friendship and even more cursing. The basic plot is about myself, having moved to New York with my best friend, and my path to becoming an actor. At the same time, my best friend is trying to pursue an attractive girl. We work at a video store, our boss "Richard", also pursuing his own woman.
So, that's the basic gist. What I'm presenting to you guys is a first draft. That means many lines may/can/will be changed in the future. You guys can even give me a few jokes to throw in, once you've seen it. I honestly don't expect anyone here to finish reading it.
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« Reply #32 on Nov 9, 2009, 2:47pm » | |
I'm going to spoil one the fun jokes in the screenplay. The song "Come On Eileen" is a recurring gag. I won't spoil the context of the joke either.
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« Reply #33 on Nov 11, 2009, 8:17pm » | |
Beautiful song choice. 
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« Reply #34 on Nov 16, 2009, 1:30am » | |
Nov 9, 2009, 2:26am, Brandon wrote:| I honestly don't expect anyone here to finish reading it. |
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I have a third grade reading level, is that enough?
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« Reply #35 on Nov 18, 2009, 1:23am » | |
Somebody's been practicing. Good job. *Gives Carlos pumpkin sticker*
Just remember, you owe Hysteria, Brandon, he should have a cameo. And you owe it to the rest of us to kill him off hilariously and painfully.
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« Reply #36 on Nov 18, 2009, 1:50am » | |
If your curious as to why the script never showed up, I was displeased with it and started from scratch. I want to give it a down-to-earth tone, but ended up going too far. I took the gay jokes a little far, and a formulaic stalker girlfriend ended up in the mix.
The new draft is set primarily in the video store. Mostly the same characters and still plenty of gay jokes. The "C'mon Eileen" recurring joke has been dropped.
The new draft includes the hiring process of a new employee to the store, a sexual harassment suit, and withdraws from Brandon's attempt to stop smoking. Far less "adventurous", but I think it'll be what I'm aiming for in the long run.
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« Reply #37 on Nov 18, 2009, 8:06pm » | |
Nov 18, 2009, 1:23am, el musico wrote:| Just remember, you owe Hysteria, Brandon, he should have a cameo. And you owe it to the rest of us to kill him off hilariously and painfully. |
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« Reply #38 on Nov 18, 2009, 9:06pm » | |
Well, do you want to be immortalized through story or not?
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Oct 30, 2009, 3:24pm, Hysteria wrote:| I guess I'm the biggest bitch on the forum. |
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« Reply #39 on Nov 19, 2009, 12:02am » | |
Nov 18, 2009, 1:50am, Brandon wrote:If your curious as to why the script never showed up, I was displeased with it and started from scratch. I want to give it a down-to-earth tone, but ended up going too far. I took the gay jokes a little far, and a formulaic stalker girlfriend ended up in the mix.
The new draft is set primarily in the video store. Mostly the same characters and still plenty of gay jokes. The "C'mon Eileen" recurring joke has been dropped.
The new draft includes the hiring process of a new employee to the store, a sexual harassment suit, and withdraws from Brandon's attempt to stop smoking. Far less "adventurous", but I think it'll be what I'm aiming for in the long run. |
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Sounds good, keep working at it. 
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« Reply #40 on Nov 19, 2009, 12:54am » | |
Glub, it seems to me like you're up to something.
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« Reply #41 on Nov 19, 2009, 10:24pm » | |
Nov 19, 2009, 12:54am, el musico wrote:| Glub, it seems to me like you're up to something. |
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My thoughts exactly.
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« Reply #42 on Nov 21, 2009, 2:27am » | |
Stop it Glub. Nobody likes your style.
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« Reply #43 on Nov 22, 2009, 1:34am » | |
Nov 19, 2009, 10:24pm, Brandon wrote:Same here, seems like we've got a mystery.
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« Reply #44 on Nov 22, 2009, 2:14am » | |
The only "mystery" around here is how on Earth this abomination of a forum continues to exist. 
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« Reply #45 on Nov 22, 2009, 3:33pm » | |
Easy, this abomination of a forum doesn't exist on Earth. It exists in other dimensions.
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« Reply #46 on Nov 23, 2009, 3:37am » | |
That still doesn't explain where Carmen Sandiego is.
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« Reply #47 on Nov 24, 2009, 1:47am » | |
True, but it explains where she isn't.
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« Reply #48 on Nov 25, 2009, 4:19am » | |
...But not where she's going to be.
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« Reply #49 on Nov 26, 2009, 12:07am » | |
The answer is the moon.
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